I want more gadgets, electronic not wooden.
I want the couple I saw yesterday to know I’m sorry for telling them that they looked like the old couple from On Golden Pond, but turned out to be my age.
I want my mom to stop recording the weather channel.
Any DVD that doesn’t include a recorded live performance of a band I’ve never heard of.
I want my Internet to be faster than yours.
I want for football to last for 11 months out of the year so I can continue the home invasions of my neighbor.
I want Brett Favre to retire at the end of the season and then comeback and join the Cowboys so I can be disappointed with him too.
I want a threesome with two of my wives.
A picture of a cow wearing floaties.
The complete series of TJ Hooker so that I may re-gift it to someone I don’t like.
A chain wallet with a handcuff attached to it.
I want my to re-enact the part of the manger scene where the virgin Mary explains to Joseph how she got pregnant.